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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

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willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

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Delusional bitches😒

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Delusional bitches😒

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